Little Rat Accidentally Orders Oversized Snuggie
Charlie the rat was thrilled when the Home Shopping Network box arrived on his front stoop. Unfortunately, due to a clerical error, the Snuggie he ordered was shipped as an XXXL — roughly 47 sizes too big for the tiny rodent.
While Charlie initially intended to return it, sources say he now plans to grow into it by laying on the couch and eating Häagen-Dazs ice cream.
Via Elalya.
Dog Charged in Theft of Cat’s Dinner Bowl
T-Bone, a local Shar Pei puppy, was caught by newly installed surveillance cameras pilfering the cat’s supper dish yesterday shortly before dinner time. This is the third time the bowl has gone missing in the past week, but the first time formal charges have been made against a suspect. T-Bone pleaded no contest at his arraignment Tuesday morning and a trial date will be set next week.
Via Eyesplash.
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Via Waffles the Corgi.
Area Puppy Wanted for Melting Hearts
A puppy named Cali is wanted by federal authorities for melting at least 16 hearts in the course of one week. The cruel canine leaves her victims incapacitated and gasping for air before sniffing out her next target with callous indifference.
If you have any information on the whereabouts of Cali or her associates, please contact the FBI.
Via Reddit.
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Little League #9 by Yale Stewart
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You folks should be following this blog! Little League is a newspaper-strip style weekly comic about the Justice League… in kindergarten. It’s adorable. J’onn is the cutest, oh my gosh.