December 2011
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electricsympathy:
My doggy is afraid of the dishwasher and she’s trying to squish herself under my little desk with all the wires and the router, modem and power block
She’s 75 pounds
reblog if it's okay for me to go to your ask and...
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012... →
electricsympathy:
positivelybobdylan:
Michelle Bachmann: “Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004) Ron Paul: “The rate of AIDS infection is on the...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Dean Martin (59)
The Killers (17)
Frank Sinatra (12)
Vitamin String Quartet (11)
AFI (11)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
So idk what is going on but Marcus’ mom is bawling and no one wants to do Christmas dinner
Merry Christmas, East Coast.
“Sometimes you sound like a real smartypants you know that?”
Yes, but at least I can remember how to read down a list and count the corresponding drinks so that I know which is which without being told them all four times.
/work rant
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mattflydick:
nothing says christmas more than sitting in your room alone blogging
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one of my friends bought me a Wacom tablet for...
I can’t even
what is air
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Ffffff I overslept
Why am I on tumblr this is not helping
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“Here’s the thing: If you’re using the holiday season to go out of your way to be...”
– John Scalzi on The War on Christmas(tm)
see, dammit, John Scalzi and Wil Wheaton agree with me
WIL WHEATON
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on why I say 'Happy Holidays'
I’m going to say this only once, and put it here instead of flipping a lid on someone at work.
I say “Happy Holidays” and the person celebrates only Christmas, the worst that happens is some self-righteous, probably white middle class person gets upset that I’m “steelin there holiday and shit and being politically correkt for no reason because them Ay-rabs and towel...
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Me: I know what mom and dad got you for Christmas!
Little Brother: Tell me!
Me: No
Little Brother: Tell me!
Me: Okay *leans in and whispers* nothing
Little Brother: AAAAH, Mom come here! I need to fist you!
Me: *ugly laughter*
Mom: What the hell?
Me: I think he meant punch.
I am never going to get internet at my apartment...
because they insist on doing everything by telephone
call in the ticket
get two callbacks
need to call them back
then god knows what they’ll ask me
sjrtophsjrh shouldn’t an internet company have online forms so I don’t have to actually talk to anyone
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One of my coworkers last night thought my name was Keisha because she misheard it. It made me chuckle.
me: internet frien-
parents: PEDOPHILES
friends: PEDOPHILES
people at school: PEDOPHILES
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Ron Paul introduced a bill in 1984 to allow... →
femmenoire:
panasonicyouth:
steviemcfly:
STILL TOTALLY NOT RACIST BRO
Just to remind folks that Ron Paul is one of the worst things ever.
I’m hella done.
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Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
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two calls from strange numbers in one day
when did I get so popular I do not understand
also stop calling me I am busy having a minor anxiety freakout for no reason
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I had a list of things I needed to get done today and now I don’t remember any of them.
Also, an unknown number just called me and I flipped the fuck out because anxiety and reasons
Today is not looking good you guys
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One teacher's approach to preventing gender...
togetherforjacksoncountykids:
“It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel
Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got in line for art, and I noticed that she still had not removed her hood. When we arrived at the art room, I...
SOPA Emergency IP list →
anglophonic:
So when these assfucks in DC decide to ruin the internet, here’s how to access your favorite sites in the event of a DNS takedown
tumblr.com 174.121.194.34 wikipedia.org 208.80.152.201 # News bbc.co.uk 212.58.241.131 aljazeera.com 198.78.201.252 # Social media reddit.com 72.247.244.88 imgur.com 173.231.140.219 google.com 74.125.157.99 youtube.com 74.125.65.91 yahoo.com...
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bought myself a pocket knife and multitool for Christmas
promptly cut my thumb on the smallest knife in the multitool exploring its functions
Eshu's Playground: White Narcissus →
madgastronomer:
Whiteness is narcissistic. Earlier, I made a comment about how white people can’t stand for there to be a conversation that doesn’t include us, that our opinions are irrelevant to. And I hit post and kept going. But it kept coming back to me. Finally, I made the…
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chareth-christmasstory:
fromduckiewithlove:
winterbutt:
if you don’t like say anything here are some things you might enjoy!
poop in your mouth
pee in your eyes
rolling around in your own throw up
eating crayons
satan
poop, pee, and throw up in your hair
well I don’t like crayons but I do love eating paste
wait
kerstyn
are you
are you saying you don’t like say anything?
...
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I could go to bed like a regular tired person
or I could stay up drawing tattoo ideas on myself with an ink pen
Dear Santa,
my Christmas list:
+ a gallon of tequila for all my rough nights at work
+ a floor lamp so that I don’t eat floor tripping into my apartment, since apparently living rooms don’t need ceiling lights
you know actually that’s about it for right now
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