January 2011
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I feel so ridiculously ill right now
It feels like the last week of being sick has culminated and become one huge crying fit. My head hurts, I feel like I’m running a fever but the thermometer says I’m not really. My abdomen is still hurting and it seems to be more in my appendix area but it’s not as sharp as everyone says it should be. I can’t get comfy to sleep and I feel like puking whenever I eat solid...
When a man brings provisions and food to the front line, he is a fighter. When a...
– ~Paraphrased from Moroccan Sister Freedom Fighter (via momjob365)
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WHY ARE VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT LISTS ALWAYS SO BAD?
I’m sorry, but if you buy me anything that has to do with DOING LAUNDRY…just ugh. That goes for any gift - birthday, Christmas, whatever.
Read more mostly-awful gift ideas here and here for the lulz.
chareth-cutestory asked: ah, yes. defiance is always very classy on the weekends.
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my life
Things I want to do right now:
-go to walmart
-smoke a cigar
-eat taco bell
-not feel all icky
-dye my hair
-focus on anything for more than a few minutes
-walk around without my gut starting to hurt
-socialize/experience human contact for the first time in dayzzzz
Things I am capable of doing right now:
-sitting around in my pjs
-tumbling
-pacing periodically out of boredom...
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Day 9 - Top 5 Female Tumblrs
Like I follow enough people for this.
And of course it asks for male Tumblrs later on in the meme so I can’t just link-vomit.
In no particular order:
here, here, here, here, and here.
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I kind of want to go to the store
and buy sorbet and meal drinks
but it’s 1:30 in the morning
and I still feel really shitty, so I don’t know if I should drive.
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American Beauty was a good choice, if only for the soundtrack.
And the 90’s-ish clothing styles.
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I have (double digit number) followers!
Thanks guys! You da man…kinda.
It’s like this moment redeems one of the many moments in high school that I felt like a loser.
Just one, though. Like, one of the littler ones. Not like gym class or anything that was in the cafeteria, those were always big.
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I love when people bitch about caf food
but will eat shitty taco bell non-food.
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Day 8 - Top 5 Clothing stores
Oh yay, another one I can get excited about ^.^ I don’t shop a lot really, but I enjoy finding items that I feel can represent me to people I meet, as well as being functional and fit within my budget.
5. Deb - They have a lot of different styles of clothing, but I don’t seem to catch them when they have good sales or clearance. They’ve also recently closed my local store :(...
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All up on Your Thighs: A woman’s worst nightmare?... →
bananapeppers:
A woman’s worst nightmare? That’s pretty easy. Novelist Margaret Atwood writes that when she asked a male friend why men feel threatened by women, he answered, “They are afraid women will laugh at them.” When she asked a group of women why they feel threatened by men, they said, “We’re afraid of…
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Where my abdominal pain actually fell on my danger...
-cancer
-ruptured appendix
-some sort of weird mutant disease
-benign tumor
-me, please
-a virus (they can’t do jack to help)
-something stupid like gas
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-two hours of lab work later, no freaking clue but try a mostly liquid diet and wait it out
Well, piss, guys.
sugarbewbs:
onsomecoolish:
biancavirina:
CLICK THE SQUARES.
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THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
THIS THIS THIS THIS!
prolly the best shit ever on tumblr…
oh my god this is amazing
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What the hell is dubstep?
Am I seriously the only person who hears that and has absolutely no mental image come to mind?
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where I hope my abdominal pain falls on a danger...
-cancer
-ruptured appendix
-some sort of weird mutant disease
-benign tumor
-me, please
-a virus (they can’t do jack to help)
-something stupid like gas
Dr. appointment is at 1:45. Please be able to help but also not require surgery or extensive testing. Please?
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1999 Darwin Awards →
“In FRANCE, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided
to commit suicide. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose
around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock.
He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot
himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet
missed him completely and cut...
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25 photos of animals sitting like people
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Day 7 - Top 5 Things you’re looking forward to in...
5. Finding a workout routine that makes me feel happy and healthy now that I’m not running track (kind of a carry-over from 2010 though).
4. Making new friends
3. Starting my senior year of college (SO bittersweet, holy crap)
2. (Hopefully) getting a good summer job/internship
1. Another great summer destination va-cay with the boyfriend. Last summer was the first time in my life that I...
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I am wearing the face of terror.
Reading this account of appendicitis on Reddit now has me convinced that my lurking suspicions this whole time are really going to come true and I’m so scared.
I don’t WANNA wait two weeks in pain before my appendix balloons and I have to go to the hospital all by myself and get surgery and recuperate all alone!
I never thought about who I would call locally in case of an...
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Weirdest/Coolest music collab ever? Possibly. →
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I got my first post with 30+ reblogs/likes today.
I am excite!
Although really it was more like “one really big blog reblogged it and everyone liked it from there” BUT STILL
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Day 6 - Top 5 Fast Food outlets
I don’t eat fast food.
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Response to "Ode to the Nice Guys"
Ode to the Nice Guys, an essay found through stumbleupon, can be read here
This is a challenge to the “nice guys” who always lament about finishing in final place, apparently always enduring anguish being issued forth from the mouths of their female friends. This is a loosed gauntlet on the ground before the men who hang back, hang their heads, hang their coat on the rack only after...