December 2009
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Things I Learn on Security Duty: 12/09/09
Hello again everyone. Please excuse me; I am going to let you finish what you were doing, but I wanted to politely inform you that IF I CAN SMELL THE BOOZE ON YOUR BODY FROM FIVE FEET AWAY I DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
Thank you.
In other news,
+It is insane out. If you’re driving home right now, please be careful.
+eBay looks like it’s going to get some heat from gay rights...
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Things I Learn on Security Duty: 12/03/09
You might notice I’ve been gone…that’s because break and school ATE MY LIFE.
As it is, I should be doing work…instead I’m listening to 8-bit Christmas music and catching up on (OH HAI MY SISTER JUST BROUGHT ME FOOD) some blog updates, news, etc.
Like this guy who Tweeted from the altar.
You know what, Anderson Cooper? You just hush your pretty blue eyes and...